When coming from an NSFW post, both the post links and any links in comments should open in an incognito tab by default, instead of a regular tab. This is the main reason I currently use the (pretty broken) internal browser ATM.
I believe there is an intent to handle this, see https://conn.dev/chrome-incognito.html (which also seems to work for other browsers).
Stop masturbating, problem solved 😤😤