• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
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    21 days ago

    … … … what?

    If you are sitting directly on top of where you insert rounds… no?

    Also, do you really want a bunch of fairly sharp, cold metal jammed into your genitals?

    … the Garand is notorious for seriously bruising / breaking people’s thumbs who reload it properly, such that this phenomenon has its own nickname, ‘Garand Thumb’.

    Having the bolt close on your junk, male or female, would basically chop off parts of your bits, and your groin has tons of blood vessels…

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      21 days ago

      You have obviously never made out with a gunwitch

      Their sweet, sweet love tentacles are impervious to cold, and can quickly catch a spent casing, reload out with gunpower and bullets from their secondary vagina, and reload, all while flying.

      Since it is impossible to determine the sex of a gunwitch without making love to them, inserting one’s penis into the riffling and rippling depths of their tentacular mass, or being penetrated by said tentacles, the bolt is not a concern. You only know their sex when they have implanted you with an egg. Their males implant their eggs into the urethra, the females into the vagina or anus.

      How is this not common knowledge?