The original post: /r/funny by /u/Erinmae16 on 2024-12-26 02:00:43.

My child(F16,) last evening said, “Mom, I can’t understand why, when I was younger, I never questioned a fat, old man sneaking into our house in the middle of the night and leaving presents, as being okay, when you drilled it into my head about STRANGER DANGER!!!”

“And that Elf doll moving around causing chaos every night maybe warranted a visit from the priest to perform an exorcism!!”

Pondering those wise words from one still so young…she’s NOT wrong!!