• IAmTheKernelError@piefed.social
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    5 days ago

    It’s always a good idea, before investing in any company, to call the head office and say “I need a straight answer, so don’t give me the runaround: will you fail?”. If they say “no”, it is a safe investment. If they say “yes”, it is not quite as safe an investment but you may still want to invest.

      • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world
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        5 days ago

        Before investing, freeze the company’s CEO in a block of ice. If you still want to invest after chipping them out of the ice, it’s probably a worthy investment.