If you’re American and don’t have health insurance, you can often find amateurs who will give you an exam for a couple of drinks.

It’s always ethical to pirate when an intellectual property is owned by someone other than the creator.

I hope he washed his hand

Night soil

Steve Buscemi

“I’m a Republican. I didn’t support sucking cock until I gargled my first load of ladpoles…”

I knew a woman who thought pecan trees just naturally grew in a perfect grid pattern because that’s what she was told as a little girl and had no reason to believe it wasn’t just a cool fact of nature.

I miss Lisa Edelstein’s cleavage

sensible chuckle

OP failed to mention the role Benadryl played in Bill Cosby’s social life.

The US government is stupid.

But the need to keep an eye on this guy anyway.

Trump and MAGAtrash are routinely portrayed as simultaneously weak and strong too. It’s just the nature of propaganda.

I’ve eaten fried, sliced billy goat nuts.

Pretty tasty.

Organ meat is your friend.

Iran has always had mandatory military service for men 18+. You can buy out if you’re rich, but they’ve been drafting for years.

And Iran is arguably the #3 major player ahead of Israel who wants to keep their military action at home.

Hasn’t russia been conscripting for a couple of years now?

Just like Tom Cruise’s middle tooth

Based and furpilled.

This is nuts.

Not gravy?

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