The Assman

Pretty sure my county is a pepperoni

Imagine you’re climbing a tree and you get to the top and grab this mfer

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People used to make an evening of finding a black person, accusing them of a heinous crime, and then hanging them. Before that, they found a young woman and accused them of being a witch and burned her alive. Before that, they accused random people of talking to demons and buried them alive, or tied them to a rock and left them to die, or a million other horrible things. Sociopathic hellscape is the norm.

Yeah this is just regular hat type thinking

Roll tide

He let them add a gang of middle class scooter enthusiasts to a show about the deadliest bounty hunter in the galaxy

Am I wrong or do the wizards not remember their lives before they were sent to middle earth?

She’ll regret this when the horse makes doo

It’s called the middle finger of the south for a reason

We had these in Indiana too, before the dark times

Learn how to make your own bone broth. Shits fucking incredible.

Wife? Don’t you mean my mother?

You look like ham

Palestine, Ukraine, and Taiwan might stop happening.

Neither can the future martian colonists

They can charge more for it if it’s “above and beyond”.

Parsnip

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Ah well maybe that’s what inspired him to make a good movie