As a retail employee, I’m so tired of the standard Muzak that Christmas music would be a blessing tbh.

I’m doing better, thank you for the concern.

Wife doesn’t love me, least not the way I love her. Just had the talk, this post is downright brutal right now.

Nine times out of ten the customer is busy wrangling their items or dealing with their kid. Instead of awkwardly waiting, hand outstretched, I put the change on the counter. I then start prepping for the next customer as we’re timed on the whole process.

Rocket league added a rainbow flag but then “accidently” removed it to where you needed to submit a support ticket to get it back. Lot of homophobic folks will react if you have it on your car. We must stunt on those fools.

Bioessensialism for thee but not for me. (Fuck you, got mine basically.)

Thin bread line don’t run.

I find the 2d6 representation refreshing.

Holy shit that’s frightening.

Midway through there’s a cutout coupon for bath products, apparently used as a bookmark.

We’re about to see how fast this old Toyota Celica can go.

That applys to most dystopian fiction generally.

The irony of her being the original Sargon of Akkad’s daughter is kinda funny to me.

Is she less charismatic than current Biden though…? I haven’t seen her speak in awhile but from what I remember it wasn’t that bad. Not a fan of her politics by any stretch but right now I’d support her in a heartbeat.

If your horse is on death’s door. And you’re crossing a stream. You’d better be prepared to swim.

That’s why they’re not allowed to participate.

Humans have scuba dived deeper than 663ft. This isn’t even remotely comparable to what the last sub went through. I’m guessing this location was chosen as an easy win for the publicity.

Steaming pile of shit we called it.

I remember being a kid and seeing a sign like that and assuming it meant that it was illegal to use cruse control on that street. TIL otherwise.

Only in a few theaters though.