08/15

What do your teeth look like, man?

Dunno. I guess growing them fast enough would also be a problem.

It’s also why cats are afraid of cucumbers.

Bro, you should sharpen your knives.

You mean I’m just not cutting strong enough?

Well, it probably happened an infinite amount of times already. But the resulting cucumber-detonation just triggers a new Big Bang. We’re on the whatever-millionth reset now. Should end any day now. STOP CUTTING CUCUMBERS, SHEEPLE!!

Well, that’s why we generally eat bananas without cutting. As everyone knows, bananas are slightly radioactive. This increases the danger when cutting them exponentially, so don’t do that.

That’s just one way to do it.

I‘m in space too, btw. Wanna grab a coffee?

That’s easy to explain, having cut a lot of cucumbers in my life. Since the actual nucleus of an atom is much smaller than the atom including its electrons itself, the probability of hitting the protons or neutrons is so small, that I’d need to live for a few thousand years and cut 1 cucumber per second nonstop, before this scenario happens even once. It is not impossible, just very improbable.

Then that’s settled: we’re back to a geocentric model.

@Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml you might enjoy The Good Place — not sci-fi, but awesome group building. Don’t read anything about it online to avoid spoilers, just sit and watch season 1. If you like it, watch the other seasons as well.

Well, let’s just try where a compass points to in space?

And there’s still people out there, believing that.

Gute Frage. Muss ich mir glaub ich noch mal bissle durch den Knopf gehen lassen. Ist vermutlich eher ein reaktives „oh je, mehr Überwachung“.

Eher ein wer ist wann wohin gefahren. Da kommen wir vermutlich aber eh schon hin.

Da würde ich schon einen Unterschied sehen. Diese Daten würden dann ja sicher nicht lokal bleiben, sondern schnell für Überwachung genutzt werden.

Gibt es schon eine Dystopie, in der man den Führerschein in einen Kartenleser stecken muss, und das Auto per Kamera den Fahrer erkennt, bevor es startet?