When you have to make your enemies infinitely powerful and infinitely weak at the same time.

God the comments are absolute brain worms

No, you see it’s actually called BRAGposting. If you want to join you have to have a moment when you got at least with 150 feet of Brad Pitt, lingered in a spot where he was recently, were able to shout a compliment to him from down the block, or you’re within 7 away from Brad Pitt.

I have Saturdays off now and haven’t been in a steady TTRPG groups for about six months now.

Oh, I’m aware, it’s just been a few years since I last went. Used to go four times a year as a kid and teen.

I must go by and salute it.

Agreed on that. I’ve been called CIA so often I wonder if I should submit an invoice to them for all the supposed work I do.

According to Oklahoma, someone spilling water on you is grounds for justified 3 versus 1 assault and battery.

Oh god, this is too spot on. Except mine is a fem non-binary romantic ace who sometimes wants to be called wolf.

And they will save me, because we are going to have the cutest polycule EVER.

To me, the biggest thing is… Why isn’t the examiner giving the possibility that Nex might have overdosed due to having a concussion? Like if the fact are true and the Prozac was essentially the cause of death, it is not much of a logical leap that maybe they didn’t realize they took a triple or quadruple dose. The fact that they refuse to even try and punish the assaulters and just claiming “mutual combat” (how is 3 v 1 mutual?).

Again, I hope the feds get their shit together and start investigating all this hate crime in Oklahoma. Maybe teach these places if they don’t want to be under the microscope don’t be hateful bigots. I know it will never happen.

Can’t look at this shit anywhere else cause the CHUDs are parading about and celebrating that this was a suicide. Another win for the percentage against trans folks. It’s makes me literally sick.

Intervening to help South Africa ? Sorry title doesn’t make that clear.

Oh god I can’t laugh right now! I got estrogen in my upper lip!

This is like what happens when you cross a baby leftist with the “Why is that the far left is so into speed running” tweet thread.

I get my understanding from the friend in middle school who taught me Chinese communism is based, actually. His last name is Xi, and I was always told to pronounce it “Shi”.

I was once at a concert, and I saw Bernie Sanders there and he was Skanking hard to some Kill Lincoln, and that’s why I voted for him in 2016.

I would just prefer ultra short terms. Like everyone gets 1 year at a time to a maximum of like IDK 6-10 times? Short enough that you don’t have campaigning time if you’re on the job, but having a good voting track record is its own good campaign. Literally just have to put out messages that say what you have actually voted for and against.

Better yet, a liquid representation democracy would be the best way to go: Everyone represents themselves, but if you’re too busy to constantly participate in all the elections you want to, you can “give” your vote to a representative and you can remove your vote from them any time. Lots of possible pitfalls, but we’ve never tried it before, so just as many hypotheticals that can go right, too.

And it sounds like the right lesson to learn! “Don’t creep on celebrities because you’ve formed a parasocial relationship with them.”

Hopefully he didn’t learn “It’s bad to shoot leaders who totally deserve it.” We need Hinckley in 2024, regardless of who wins (unless it’s Afroman, somehow.)

Oh Blåhaj did nothing. They were both in the Vietnam war, and even though Blåhaj saved his life, my dog still gets those flashback of American GIs bombing his village of totally patriotic stuff happening.

IDK, I think X makes a more “Sh” sound. So you would be putting out a Xeet, on Xitter.

Yes. And I use the true chapo trap house name: "Elon Musk’s Dumpster Fire formally known as Twitter.