I was lucky enough to have Kaiser

And now I have a permanently fucked up knee because of them

I resent that, I’m a security manager.

People complain to me and then I track and fix those complaints…wait shit

Good news,

Plenty of animal bites can give you the same or even a better experience!

Last one is true…

Sincerely, mostly useless security professional.

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Then let’s only pay the portion that does go to the community or necessary public services

Morning me is the asshole, why can’t he just fuckin deal with it

I get drunk on $5 now

99’s are a beautiful thing

I guarantee you I know thousands of people’s passwords as well, I just don’t know the username associated.

Gotta get that prison labor somehow