I actually find this wholesome because while dude was initially mocking tarots, what he was really doing was being an active listener and being available for people.

So I’m all for this type of “prank”.

I remember in 2005, pulling over and calling my sister for directions on my flip phone because I got lost.

I didn’t get mobile internet until like 2010. Not because I couldn’t, but because it was wildly expensive for a bad experience, since “mobile-friendly” was non-existent.

This was also during the era when Google Maps was a brand new website, not a app. I think I was still MapQuesting.

That was what I thought five years ago. I was on the verge of removing it, and the android Facebook app killed my phone’s battery, so delete it went.

And suddenly all my family drama stopped and if someone needs to get in touch with me, how surprising that they still found a way.

Remember in the 70s when the cigarette industry said their products were safe?

Remember in the 80s when the candy industry said it was the lack of exercise that was the cause of overweight?

Remember in the 90s when the gun industry pointed the blame to personal responsibility as the cause of school shootings?

Maybe just maybe industries can’t self regulate. I can go on.

Self-professed Nazi: “Why does everyone keep macing me?”

Oh hello friend! Looks like we found ourselves on the same corner of the interwebs! Your message came loud and clear! Let us make the internet to be a amazing place for everybody. GOD BLESS.

Hey you can’t say this on my computer. This is ILLEGAL and infringing on my PRIVATE PROPERTY, by Order 203.c. I FORBID you from using my property for your lewd acts. I demand you CEASE and RESIST or else I’m calling my LAWYER. I’ll see you in COURT!

The only value to come out of this is getting more sound bites of old man Trump to blast onto billboards and remind people to vote.

I just had this thought where what if it wasn’t a real date, like she went on a group outing and he concocted this whole thing as a “romantic gesture”?

Maybe I’m reading too much incel lore.

I’m with you on this - I think most jewelery is gaudy AF.

But eye of the beholder and all.

Who is to say he didn’t? He probably told him this isn’t going to work out the way he thinks it will, but Delusional Man said, “Bet” and gave him a bag of money.

This sounds technically possible

If you throw something in the trash/recycle bin, it instead encodes the file into base64, then automatically tweets it out before removing it.

The question is how many tweets can you post in an hour. I can see you hitting the rate limit pretty quickly.

If the result of getting the world’s richest manbaby to space is a small cost of a bunch of dead and permanently injured people, that’s a cost ol’ Musky is willing to take.

He made the ultimate sacrifice of employees’ lives so he can get to space and then shitpost about how it was him who did it, then call his naysayers pedophiles.

Of the many things to call out, this is pretty bottom.

Call her out on how even Fox News fired her for sexual harassment. Call her out on her low energy/limited charisma speeches. Call her out on how she gets to watch her ex-husband Gavin Newsom continue to get the press while Donny Jr can’t get his dad to recognize him.

But point out their wedding planning timeline? Bruh that’s weird.

That’s the beauty of it.

Conservatives will push for laws that affect urban public schools and have their kids in private schools or live outside city limits.

You’re right. Technically one would call this roasted potatoes.

Quite an achievement, yeah?

Edit: the downvotes is peak comedy for me. Gotta love it.

It’s all he does now.

White people traveled all over the world to find spices and oblivious to how to work it in their food.

Melania wrote a book? Who did she plagiarize it from?

When she stole Michelle Obama’s speech and even the apology.

Wait is the Milky Way Galaxy a dude?

All this time I’ve been inside a man?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭