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  • Caboose@lemmy.mltoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml*Permanently Deleted*
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    1 year ago

    My thoughts as well.

    238 g of Miralax mixed into 2 L of flavored sports drink. Drink all of it over the course of 24 hours at least 24 hours before the event.

    Then immodium 2 mg twice daily to maintain a poop free existence.

    Warning: this WILL work but also runs the risk of damaging your GI tract of maintained for too long.