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Is the goal to get last place?

Looks like an albino Harvey Weinstein.

Can’t believe that glass at the bottom of the photo has survived being on the counter without a cat pawing it off.

616 gallons per flush.

I just wanted a knightcap…

PETER VENKMAN: He’s gonna take a little nap now, but, uh, he says he’s Florida Man. Does that make any sense to you?

EGON SPENGLER: Some. I just met California Man. He’s here with me now.

PETER VENKMAN: Oh, wonderful. We have to get these two together.

EGON SPENGLER: I think that would be extraordinarily dangerous.

Yea I thought about that 5 minutes after posting. 1970s Boeing was competent.

I’ll take “Things not built by Boeing” for 800, Alex.

I always felt like Scotty was the only one who truly understood Spock’s technobabble.

Well don’t keep me in suspense! What was her answer?!

Sounds like the hamster wants out.

The 1970 act explicitly protected “fish,” which were initially defined as invertebrates. And because the act has protected snails and other invertebrates that live on land since, Tuesday’s ruling said it interpreted the legislation to also include bees.

I’d link to the article but it’s a nightmare.

Probably trademark infringement for a bug killing product to use the word Off!

Walmart has a Chief People Officer. I guess I’m not sure what that is. HR?

Something tells me he is secretly hoping mortgage rates won’t drop.

“Aw man I have to drink this urine now? I guess a promise is a promise. Boy I wish I kept my big mouth shut. Anyways, I have a flight of urine samples from my wife’s last pregnancy, let’s see how well they aged!”

Yea, agreed. I like those bits. Just listened to the one about the civil war.

I have never gone to Joe Rogan or Shane Gillis for any kind of information and they’ve never made me panic. I go for a laugh and if I’m not laughing I’m not watching. These guys are self professed idiots.

Edit: My most down voted comment! I’ll take it and stand by it. An article complaining about what comedians say as if it is an agenda for a corporation makes no sense to me. It seems I truly do have an unpopular opinion; and I really do appreciate a down vote as much as an up vote.

Sounds like a shitshow that got out of hand.

It’s like work email. Mine were 100% read for 16 years. Then I let one go unread, then two, and now I’m up to just under 1,000 unread emails. It’s an adrenaline rush, like Russian roulette. I doubt I’ll read any replies to this comment! I need help.

Jesus Take The Wheel