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You are wise beyond your years. You will surely survive what is to come.
You are wise beyond your years. You will surely survive what is to come.
If I was on farmers only and some girl reached out to me and she wasn’t a farmer, I would lose my mind. I would snap like a twig.
Where will you be when the wild boars attack?
So that’s the asshole that started it all.
I have a little gift for him:
Long live the king
Unironically, yes. I had to pull off the highway yesterday so that a member of my party could explode out both ends into a McDonald’s toilet.
My “calling my experiences arcs” arc has ended. My “calling my experiences ages” age has begun.
why yes, I’ve been playing voices of the void. how could you tell?
The future of videogames is mundane chore simulators where occasionally a creature pops out to hassle you.
What if you were with your girl and she looked at you and said “T H E R M A L S I G N A G T U R E D E T E C T E D”
And I’ll do it again
Reminds me of a game called apotheon that was in the style of a Greek urn
Videogames were so much better 700 years ago
somewhere in massachussets a man peed himself at 10 am on wednesday