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…Again?!
…Again?!
I like your username
Doesn’t surprise me that a developer from Microsoft doesn’t understand this. To this day, when I select “Update and Shut Down” in Windows, it only actually shuts the computer down about half the time.
There are some tasks that only can be done when the majority of the system is not in use. Windows prepares the files, reboots, does its thing in a preboot environment, then it actually shuts down.
If you squint at it the switch says “cuck”.
The forced day-night cycle timer perhaps?
Matthew Bye, Google’s head of competition law, will be leaving as well
Bye Matthew
Huh, wouldn’t that mean that Theo is almost 3 metres tall?
To be fair they called a lot of their “intelligent” features AiSomething wayyy before the LLM explosion happened. Their overclocking tool for Z97 motherboards (around 2014) was called AiSuite.
Except the sims and pets themselves those were 3D models
NK sent back kpoop instead
Before that, we need to talk about the latent heat and the refrigeration cycle
His mother must be very proud
Apparently they give 3 years of OS + 1 year of security updates now
If you can afford a gun you can afford a holster
It’s owned by MS. Just to give you a view how important do they think it is, if you’re on Windows press Ctrl+Win+Alt+Shift+L on your keyboard.
Modern phones do a thing called “race to sleep”. If they’re awake every other background process also runs, so it’s beneficial to do the task as quickly as possible then go back to sleep.
From the description he put on the per track pages he just added a bunch of equalizers, compressors, stereo imaging shapers and increased the BPM because why not. Oh and also he added “audiophile grade” to the title for good measure.
Apparently they’ve went ahead and hidden their statement from the eyes of robots, search engines with
nofollow
andnoindex
tags.