Reminds me of Cruelty Squad.

More bootlicking takes like this over in Threads!

There’s Norway we’re paying that, ha ha. More zingers like that over on Threads!

After weighing up the pros and cons, we’ve also decided to ban pedophiles from Threads.

Threads will *never prevent you from replacing your battery. Try it today!

* Subject to change. Please read our terms and conditions.

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It’s easy to get a username at the moment.

We don’t want to threaten the community in any way, shape, or form. We simply want to take what is already so great about the fediverse and make it even better. We recommend trying Threads before judging it. You will be pleasantly surprised.

Hi there, and thanks for trying Threads!

While this may look alarming, it’s nothing to be concerned about. Sometimes “privacy” focused browsers and apps can be a little overzealous.

We are taking our mandate to be a responsible member of the fediverse seriously, and part of that is building trust. We have no intention of abusing your data, nor the trust you place in us.

Thanks for helping us blaze this trail together!