Hardly a defense for grovelling.

Gotcha even better lol.

Just pay a data broker. I’m sure it’s trivial to find demographics tied to phone numbers.

This is amazing. Why is the cord wrapped through the wheel tho?

Calm down grandpa, your blood pressure can’t take it.

https://www.minecraft.net/en-us

When you’re talking about actionable threats, I.E. real world violence, but want to appear only hypothetical, the meme is, “I’d kill X in Minecraft.”.

It’ll do that sometimes.

This guy really thinks he’s never gonna die. I’ll be surprised if he survives this upcoming term, and not even from a Minecraft related cause, just poor health.

I think they’d be connected inside so if you stuck something in one far enough it’d come out the other. The Alpha and Omega of anal.

Truly a parable of hubris.

Well she’s dead now unfortunately.

Yeah I wouldn’t peg him either.

Naw, egg is just a selfish lover.

So the egg really did come first.

Isn’t there a character limit on shitter?

Sighs, and begrudgingly resets a counter labeled, “Days Since I’ve thought about Martin Shkreli.” Then, I place my head in my hands and begin to weep.

Damn, got me. Didn’t see the community this was for a sec and it had me going.

I’ve heard similar things about C-sections.

Rub your nose on your anus and you’ll have your answer.