David Goober

15

I’m 54 and a half

Being the setting of Hamlet and having Lego count for something.

Not really

Being the setting of Hamlet

Lmao this is the same mindset of people from small towns where a movie was once filmed

Call your jobs payroll department

Hexbear is no longer a website

The only thing I do is make Twitter video interviewing grifters

“I’ve ruined my life” unless you are broke as hell with nothing to look forward to you haven’t ruined shit

At his best he’s a lib, at his worse he’s an outright reactionary. Between Trump, Brandon, and Kennedy if you are planning on voting Brandon is the best of the three

@[email protected] pissed the bed

Poggers in Paris

On the April 12, 2017 episode of Tucker Tonight I audibly farted and shit myself a little bit.

This eventually lead to Fox paying an $800 million payout to Dominion voting systems and was the precursor to me meeting Putin. He humiliated me by giving me a chair that had a brown spot painted on

From the website about page

Karl, a visibly saintly man, who spent his precious two years on the throne making multiple offers for peace that were rejected. This caused the war to be extended two more years and millions of more deaths. In 1918 WWI came to an end, the empire was dismantled with the help of masons and other anti-Catholics here and abroad, and Karl and his wife, Empress Zita, were arrested and literally shipped 2000 miles away to a Portuguese island called Madeira off the coast of west Africa, with their seven children following later. He died there soon after, in penury, at the age of 34, leaving his pregnant wife of ten years, the Servant-of-God Empress Zita, and seven young children.

Historians believe that had this young, holy emperor been able to remain on the throne, the next century of world-shaping horrors in eastern Europe [civil wars, Nazi-ism, then communism, and now in many parts practical atheism] would not have occurred. And by extension, the world would be today a much better place in which to live.

If you’re just trying to have gay sex with your bro, you could probably just do it if you are both dating women. A lot of women are into the idea of their BFs doing gay stuff

The Banana Wars and United Fruit are my go to. Not the bloodiest example of south american imperialism but the complete nakedness of the US invading nations on behalf of company profit cannot be beat when instructing normies

Uhhh I mean I’m gay. The only issue with the banana wars is all those artillery rounds should have been fired up my ass

Good to see Canada stand up to cancel culture. I interviewed Mr. Hunka on my show on X, formerly known as Twitter. We had a great discussion about Obama getting blown

16 As soon as she saw them, she lusted after them and sent messengers to them in Chaldea. 17 Then the Babylonians came to her, to the bed of love, and in their lust they defiled her. After she had been defiled by them, she turned away from them in disgust. 18 When she carried on her prostitution openly and exposed her naked body, I turned away from her in disgust, just as I had turned away from her sister. 19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.[c]

I pray for all hexbearetics to leave the false God of Marx and embrace the ONE TRUE God. Amen

You can’t do worse then when I was fired from Fox