Last night?

A mixture of shitposts and inspirational videos in the group chat

Last session?

They lit a vinyard/distillery on fire to deal with the undead thriving within. They forgot to secure their path to exit before starting the fire. They barely made it out the gate before the storage tanks blew up. And by “barely made it out” I mean the Barbarian got caught by the blast.

He slammed the basement door closed to prevent the blast from hitting the survivors they they found and rescued. The shock wave knocked everyone prone, except the Barbarian who was launched while still holding the door.

So everyone was fine, the Barbarian even had a hit point left… Until he landed.

One of the party members is also infected with Blue Rot though, he hasn’t figure it out yet.

BTW your link is broken

Enamel pins are so damn expensive

I still buy a shitton of them

But damn does it hurt my bank account

Some people are experiencing things for the first time everyday (lucky 10,000)

And here’s a extra (frightening) reminder: there are people on the internet who didn’t exist 2 decades ago

I was literally talking with someone the other day who didn’t even exist when I graduated Highschool. Made me feel fucking ancient.

NGL I was confused for a moment wondering if it was the anniversary again

Still one hell of a powerful image

Once you work with the public long enough you’re no longer surprised by such things.

The saying “There’s substantial overlap between the dumbest tourists and the smartest bears” is very true even though it was never said by someone in the National Parks Service.

I’ve met plenty of people who I believe would be outsmarted by the average bear let alone the smartest bears.

Well that’s fuckin depressing

Damn that’s a good looking theme

People would walk up and pee directly on the sign and because it was laminated the pee would blast back onto their pants and the floor

When I worked at a bar our urinal stopped flushing, so I put the laminated “Out of Order” sign over the bowl. We had a lot of customers walk out of the bathroom with a line of piss on their pants from the splash back from pissing on the sign.

Damn that’s a good shot

I see you’ve worked in customer facing positions before

Sometimes the truth can only come out in the form of jokes.

The raw emotional truth that we can only say with humor because to say it without humor is to bare our true self for the world to destroy.

Thanks for attending my TED Talk

Oh that’s easy

I woke up this morning, therefor my morning is good

I’m also wishing others to have a morning that they also feel is good

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We wear ties at the base of our necks not the base of our heads

NGL that style of bike looks cool AF

Now that’s a mood

Taking artistic liberties is one of my favorite parts about miniature painting

Those look damn good

The Descent is great

Exploring lava tubes though is super fun and I’d highly recommend it

How hard was the fix?