Civility fetishism distilled to purest form. A crystal lattice of it.

“These people believe a thing and then rationally apply that rubric to the situation at hand.” Yeah no shit you fucking lib dumbasses. You goddamned idiots. You fucking chud motherfuckers.

That’s what it means when you BELIEVE IN SOMETHING

Seconding this

It happens like clockwork. Celebrity washes out, goes chud mode for $.

Proving my inclusivity by letting my son play with Heinrich Höss Von Lebensraum, the son of the nazi family that lives next door. Their adorable dog Blondie loves to join in the fun.

It gives me “I’m playing mechwarrior” vibes which is cool. The car part sucks tho.

The “I’m 2% pocahontas” white people talk nosedives when I mention my grandfather was native and didn’t learn English until he went to school.

Honestly redneck boat Poles is way cooler than being descended of some foppish princeling. Your real ancestors would have held up their fake ancestors and ran their pockets.

They’re just trying to escape the legacy of Hard Bass

I guess those WarThunder nerds leaking shit to win forum arguments has precedence, I’ll be damned

Some bourgeois fuck is going to yabba dabba do themselves in trying to cross a flooded interstate. All aboard, Cap’n

:sabeltann:

A piano fell on the server and when the server smiled its teeth were piano keys

Bill trying to cheer her up on a rainy day: “what if I took another mistress? Two mistresses? I’m trying here, honey.”

I posted this badass cover a long while back. It’s my favorite version of the song.

https://youtu.be/C4kM5KfGZlI

I’ve been horny enough to let better judgment slip but I’ve never been horny enough to mail some PO box I read in the back of soldier of fortune magazine.

That’s a fantastic way of putting it in polite discussion. Mind if I borrow it? It’ll probably go over better than my cryptkeeper bit.

You shouldn’t be able to do a wild thing and then die before you see the consequences. It’s like an abstract form of age based terrorism. Strapping on the suicide vest of an about-to-be-clotted brain and driving into somebody else’s future welfare cackling like the cryptkeeper. Shit sucks.

Those gags were the best part of the Bethesda fallout games. I know it made no sense for skeletons to still be around 200 years later but I loved finding one of my skele bros doing some wild gag pose and imagining what was going on in that moment. In a game with terrible storytelling you take what you can get.

Not be old as dirt

You could also do this with a libertarian but instead of an argument it would be a “discussion” where you outline the points and understand it better than them and then announce the ruse.

It’s almost like intelligence isn’t just repeating things you see but an expression of ingenuity and creativity and entropy.