YES! Where is my dad’s little Toyota Pickup? Closest thing we have is the Ford Maverick, which is still pretty fucking huge.

The best businesses are rewarded with more money while poor businesses fail.

Absolutely 100% false.

RIGHT?? I want an 8-foot bed, dammit!

I’d still rather have the less-harmful fascists than the more-harmful fascists.

Ok, fine. Then in that case, why are you arguing so hard with me? You know my fight is not with you.

What state do you live in?

I did. You chose not to read it.

Okay lib.

Oh you didn’t read it?

How the hell thinner can it possibly get?!? Jesus.

Is LeBraun a fisherman?

This is good:

Well, for one thing, my Mexican, gay and trans friends don’t have to be worried that they’ll be rounded up and deported or worse.

Of course it’s not ideal. But we have to play the hand we’re dealt. And we were dealt a two party system.

And until you’re ready to go up against tanks and fighter jets and bunker busters and knife missiles, I don’t see how you guys can just sit there and complain. Start your revolution already, if you think you can win.

Or just fucking vote, you goddamned babies!

This is GOLD. Holy shit.

Oh yeah then that makes sense.

Who are you with?

They are fiduciaries.

Fiduciary is a legally defined term. Fiduciaries are expected to exercise a duty of care and a duty of loyalty to clients, and as a result, are “held to the highest standard of conduct.” Fiduciaries have a bond of trust with another person (called the beneficiary or principal) and have a legal obligation to act for the beneficiary’s benefit – not their own.

Yeah that’s bad. We’re with JP Morgan through our local Chase branch and their fee when all is said and done is averaged down to less than 1% of the total account balance.

Better than outright fascists.