Write the robbery note on the sock, then go nuts after showing it to the teller?
Write the robbery note on the sock, then go nuts after showing it to the teller?
Why don’t Americans simply not have a larger toddler eat this trigger happy rugrat?
I just want mariachi band to play Y Los Cielos on the other side of the door when I’m trying to squeeze out a really tough one, but that would be rude to them and those years are past.
If they bring a mariachi band I’m sold
That’s it momma and I are going for a long train ride
Theoden: “You could have gotten a mule.”
This isn’t the bong you’re looking for
Wife swap
Hm. I cast the seventh level spell Inflammatory Bowel Disease
And he has a beard you could have gotten lost in if it hadn’t been wrapped around a tree
I have car tacos like once a month I dunno what you’re talking about. I also wear a lot of loud prints to cover up stains for unrelated reasons
I’ma show this to my wife the next time the smoke thing beeps as an excuse to get a fancy new thermometer.
Cargo pants and Chinese takeout
The look on mom’s face when we get to the dentist after she said we were going to Disney
Did the poor baby think their rude, unsolicited advice was going to be accepted with glee? Grow the fuck up.
At some point you realize you’ve sacrificed your “thing” to survive and you just shrug and try to remember what it was. eh.
Bouncy bouncy