Yes, it is I, reclusive author Thomas Pynchon 
I was playing D&D with some friends and our DM was brand new at DM’ing. He had us go into the lair of an insane wizard. We didn’t think how the wizard would have trapped his place and we had to fight his magic carpets.
The two of us who’d played Ultima III looked at each other as we went through PTSD flashbacks to Mondain’s castle.
The Truth is Not H
Dudes Rock
What you got there, mate, is called History.
…we aren’t all alts of the same 5 users?
CBS Ghosts instead of BBC Ghosts
Turns out when the magic is real small you can fit a lot of it into one of those bad boys.
Magic is real. It’s just very, very, extremely, incredibly small.
Truly archaic, but it’s also impressive to see what they were able to pull off in later games considering what they were working with.
God we really did go a whole decade with antialiasing that looked like this
All celebrities nowadays are either too young for me to find attractive or have been around so long that they’re just sort of cultural wallpaper to me
Nah he’s saying it because he thinks bigger head = bigger brain = smarter
Move aside, Humanity, we must hand the world over to the blue whales.
If the child wields this much power at 7, imagine where he’ll be at 10.
More of a joke about people gettin’ freaky on boats. IIRC one of the most common health afflictions on cruises is STI’s
so you can go get drunk and fuck
your wifeanother passenger? Only $27.
I Remember when Eddy Gordo was introduced in Tekken 3 and everyone was like “This is a garbage tier character for button mashers. Eddy Gordo needs to go to JAIL!”
And then Tekken 4 was like “Breaking News!: Eddy Gordo has been arrested and is serving time for the murder of his father. He is not expected to participate in Tekken 4!”
And the crowd went “Hooray!”
And then Tekken 4 was like “We now introduce you to his replacment: Christie Montiero! A capoiera fighter with enormous tits that spill out of her tops!”
And the crowd went "
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SCOTUS unanimously agrees The People have the right to bully their elected officials.
Playing guitar is great because you can talk about fingering A minor and nobody bats an eye.
Ultima 6
You find a spear, a spear, a spear, a spear, a spear, a club, a spear, a spear, 3 gold, a spear, a ring, a ruby, and a spear