damn you! made me look (and need to change my pants)

fuck walgreens. mine used to be a different pharmacy before walgreens bought it and completely ruined it.

two of my friends met through an online game. they got married this year and are a happy couple.

wish I could remember. all my best epiphanies go faster than I can even write them down.

lmao if he dies of old age 3 weeks before the election I’m gonna shit my pants

Yeah we’ve gotten into the trimming and the buds look fantastic. I think we got to it early enough fortunately. Haven’t found a single seed yet

Yup that’s gotta be it. I think the cold in the past week caused it. Didn’t help that I had it covered even during the day the past two days. Looks good so far, no seeds found yet.

Handicap parking spots already solve that problem though

I hate car dependence too but when I see things like this I wonder what your solution is for people like me who can’t really walk much.

I know everyone says this but this guy really creeps me out. his demeanor and open opportunism set off the “get the fuck away from that” alarm bells in my brain, kind of like when I see a spider.

that motherfucker paul turned the christ cult all incelly

nothing gets me more pissed off than when I’m driving the speed limit on an open road with an open passing zone, no one coming towards me or ahead of me, and some dipshit decides to ride my ass

woah. is this real? never seen anything like it. aren’t those rockets like 200 feet tall too? wow, might just be stoned but this is really blowing my mind.

who are the freaks that are still against legalization?? after my state legalized it was only a matter of months before even the anti drug boomers I know to be buying gummies for their arthritis

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I read that nasa can’t even make saturn v rockets anymore. that the design documents and manufacturing techniques weren’t properly archived and everyone that worked on them has died by now. idk if any of that is true.

I don’t trust vending machines anymore. I barely used them ever but over the years I got moldy food a couple times and a bunch of times the thing gets stuck and I end up not getting what I paid for. fool me once, shame on, shame on you… fool me, can’t get fooled again

quality over quantity my friend

ngl I blocked them because I got sick of seeing stale memes reposted with vaguely related titles. I thought they were a repost bot but that might be going too far

next time a cop almost takes me out running a red light, I’m going to assume he’s heading for a burger