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24 days agoDude, gofundme your rent. You being a lot of happiness here and I’m sure that some people would be prepared to chip in to keep you from homelessness.
Also, if that’s you in the photo, you’re hot af, btw.
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Did you ever stop to think why you fear acceptance of gay people so much?
Feels very http://old.reddit.com/r/totallystraight to me.
7·2 months agoDude, you are rocking the sexy dad bod look.
2·3 months agoDo you have EDS?
1·3 months agoOh. What’s the other one?
You’re right, of course. Props to my straight pegging enthusiast homies.
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Gotta squat down and spray that showerhead at your butthole and balls to get it really clean and check better than any online gay test survey can ever do whether you would enjoy butt stuff. Some of my best groaning out loud orgasms are in the shower, and yes it takes a while.
Jizz and hair .
Just fuck him already, he wants your cock, your cock wants his ass, just be honest that it’s just friends with benefits.
12·5 months agoStory from my past NSFW:
When I was growing up, experimenting in the bath, I thought it would be handy if they made sex robots that could switch from female to male, so I could not only have sex with my female robot, but also secretly find out what it would be like to replace the intense feelings that my finger gave me in my butt whilst jerking off, with a dick-shaped object.
So I was definitely daydreaming of android dick.
Of course no such robot existed, but then I followed what was for me at the time a very surprising chain of logic. I realised that men have dicks and that a man could put his dick in my butt, and that I would like that to happen, and since having sex with men is gay, I must therefore be gay (as well as straight - I had never heard the word bisexual). This blew my mind quite a bit, I can tell you.
Thank you for your service.
I already did. Check your messages on your profile page.
;)
Sometimes when you have spare and someone else hasn’t enough, it’s good to share, don’t you think? I like the idea of sharing. Sharing seems nice. We could share.
I, too, only visit fucking websites featuring men wearing little or nothing.
If this was real, I’d be round to MacDonald’s in a heartbeat.
Oh fuck, @joshoff, you’re a stud hero on lemmy and here you are talking about hitting my ass! You’re way out of my league and on another continent, but you didn’t half make me feel sexy with this comment. Thank you.
Last time I tried to take a dick pic, I forgot I had autosave to cloud on and despite deleting it after the irrational horny had passed, I was shaken to the core when I saw it when I was browsing the family photo feed.
Anyway, instead of sending you an actual pic of my dick, I spent quite a long while trawling dick pics on duck duck go until I found two that look quite like my actual dick. I’ll message you.