You gamed the system to maximize game time. You did good.

Aren’t window awnings more effective and efficient anyway?

I need a community where people post pictures of things that look like buttholes and everyone does anomancy reads

I’m going to bring this meme to D&D night

Whoops 🤭

The majority of brands are involved in a scheme where their products lead to more consumption of another product.

Deodorant makes your armpits smell worse, needing to use more soap and continue to use deodorant.

Shampoo makes your hair need conditioner, and needs more products to look nice again needing to wash more frequently…

Soda makes you hungry and don’t rehydrate, snacks make you thirsty and aren’t satiating.

Food isn’t nourishing, take these vitamins.

Clothing is getting made from materials that hold onto smells and wear more from washing, needing to be washed more often and washer needing repairs and buying new clothes.

Apps need more resources so you need the new phone to run them.

Hello, it appears you’ve attempted to circumvent the amount of time it is supposed to take to travel this distance. Please enjoy this time loop until you arrive at your destination at the proper time. Thank you, have a great loop-day.

42 is the optimum human tribe size imo

This is why you move at warp 1-3 at work and never let them know you’re capable of going higher than 5.

I called 911 as the victim of DV, they came and arrested both of us. The system is so broken.

I just had a vision of terms and conditions being updated seconds before service failure in the same way certain evs were caught disabling auto drive before crashing.

America is a clown population, sitting at home laughing at sound bites, mocking each other like an “own” or a “like” actually mean or solve anything. The protesters hit 3.5% and they celebrated like it was problem solved.

I had a man I thought was a friend tell me before the election he couldn’t bring himself to vote for a woman. I had people trying to tell me after that the “bright side” was he was going to go after immigrants like it was a consolation prize and he wasn’t “actually going to go after LGBT”

I think we’re cooked tbh.

They’re forcing employees to use these tools because the employees are training it through use.

They know it doesn’t work. We’re being used to train it .

American foods are ultra processed crap designed to make the population overeat calories in search of nutrients. Even our produce is less nutritious due to corporate farming practices.

Obesity is more tied to food insecurity than food security here.

I saw one where guys in a shop made their own beyblades and arena out of metal scrap and spun them up with drills, nice healthy boys will be boys masculinity.

I don’t even do guns in my house 😝

Glue them to colorful broom handles.

1. Easier to find
2. Lightsaber

I like to count the firetrucks that go by on holidays, people out here are wild with their fireworks.

Which also reminds me I need to make sure my renter’s insurance is good before the 4th and pickup my pupper some CBD treats

Concentrates. Easy and safe ones to make at home are bubble hash or green dragon. One of my friends used to make BHO (butane honey oil), which can be quite dangerous.

The heat takes a lot more out of you than you’ll realize. Listen to your body and take it easier, one of the things it’s trying to do is regulate heat by telling you to generate less. If you want to do more activity take it indoors until it cools down.