https://stuffsure.com/is-wood-edible/

I am something of a scientist, myself.
I can turn drinking water into urine.

My favorite is round.

Chaotic evil would just be normal toilet paper.
I’m purely selfish and only care about my own advantage, so I sure as hell don’t want you to smear your shit wherever when you’re sitting on the toilet in my house.

Socks, sandpaper or duct tape would be “stupid evil”.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2pAr1IMiP6A

Sorry Brudi, falsches Geschlecht

OK, next do the cognitive ability test at 6am.

Can I get one of them immutable bodies?

TIL!

How the fuck do you avoid oils??
What do you use instead to fry your veggies?

As little as I can pay for a second hand phone that’s supported by a custom Rom, with a new battery. Usually around the 200€ mark.

But then everybody will starve cause there’s no one left to create jobs.

No, the only reason we want to stop global warming in the first place is to prevent the death of 2/3 of all humans.
No one gives a fuck about the polar bears, really.

Nein, du willst es doch nur wieder filmen und auf EinFahrt hochladen.

Back then, you didn’t find them in search engines either. Your friends told you about them.

Yeah, but why use the warp core as a back stop behind the target?

The driver got stuck because he behaved like a mindless drone, trusting the line on the magic screen more than the conditions in the real world.

Ich war schonmal in einer Situation in der es egal ist ob man 64€ braucht oder 64000€, weil beides unerreichbar ist.
Was mich an diesem Artikel so traurig macht, ist dass der Perso für Bedürftige kostenlos ist. Aber um einen Antrag zu stellen um die Bedürftigkeit nachzuweisen, braucht man einen Perso.

OK, now do it in OneDrive

“Es ist ein minderschwerer Fall, weil der Angeklagte verzweifelt war, nach einem kurzen Wortwechsel gegangen ist, und sowohl Reue als auch Einsicht zeigt. Sperrt ihn 3 Jahre lang hinter Gitter!”