First three minutes of the three body problem and I already hate it.

I just saw the video of the mag dumping that handcuffed person because an acorn triggered him. What the fuck is wrong with police. That was the most delulu I’ve ever seen somebody

This fucking company literally asked me for my high school grades when applying. My guy, what?!

They should make masturbators for your ears since q-tips aren’t allowed in your ears by the fun police

Here I go again in full clown gear, sending job applications. Today I was literally rejected one hour after sending it. Nobody even wants my fucking labor. Every company asks 3–5 years of experience. If you’re a graduate, you’re literally shit out of luck in my field. Too bad, I have 60k student loan debt. “You should apply for junior positions” there are none grandpa, you fucking boomer pig. “You could do a traineeship” what the fuck was my degree for?

My gf and I are both bi, is that straight marriage? 👀

I fucking hate libs so much broskies