Oh good, you bought pre-peeled garlic that came in a plastic container rather than peeling the natural container it comes in…

He said the ashtray, not grandpa’s urn…

He just wants to be pure

I’m pretty sure you could get a full brand new desktop that is more powerful for much less than $1600…

You paid money for that shirt?

Yeah I’m not sure why they bothered arguing with either an obvious troll or an idiot.

What? Cherry tomatoes are good

Of course

Especially the phrase slay queen.

Any Christian that finds this offense clearly doesn’t understand what their religion entails. This doesn’t say anything that the Bible already doesn’t and if they don’t like that then maybe it’s a problem with their religion…

No it’s Scott Pilgrim

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Don’t worry. They’re working on that. I have to start going back to the office 3 days a week :(

The first season doesn’t even come close to the worst things the gang did.

Mrs. Incredible has those dangerously thicc thighs

Damn, I’m glad my cats are better behaved…

Cheddar isn’t the only kind of cheese…

Assistant TO the branch manager

It is ridiculously difficult to find stuff that isn’t trash. I have the money to spend on better quality stuff, but for some things it is just hard to find stuff that is made to last.

Well that’s the stupidest thing I’ve seen yet today