My life slipping away slowly.

A profitable one!

It’s called profit maximization.

I got you fam. I’m fat as shit and need a cheap scooter for my fatAss. any recommendations?

I got a shed out back, shitters broke though got a use the neighbors.

2 weeks!

I’m betting you’re leaving something out. did you show someone your testicles?

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Wish I would have thought of having enough money to invest in stuff.

This is some Pokemon shit.

Mr Clean, Young Gravy

I get that feeling after sex with your mom.

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Correction, Pete Hegseth is a drunken idiot.

punishment anal.

it was just your mom’s fatAss.

have sex with fireflies and make more fireflies.

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it wasn’t a compliment.

those look like AI titties.