The comrades who keep the spreadsheets clean are invaluable. Not all of organizing is talking to people.

Ticket to ride

Agricola

Race for the galaxy

Or maybe she wants to be a friend, but from more of a distance?

IDK, I feel like people forget there’s humans behind these accounts online and we collectively lost our ability to communicate how we feel. Ghosting sucks and IMO comes off as immature.

Forgot to add that to README.md 😅

But the name implies fast!

(Looking forward to a cruise missile going the wrong way and triggering WW3 because of some bug going unnoticed)

I get this spam from all sorts of random PACs:

Mayo, it’s Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, and I’m reaching out because Colin Allred just officially became the Democratic nominee to run against and defeat Ted Cruz, and I need you to donate $25 to help him and Texas Majority win.

Let me tell you why your support is so important. The race to defeat Ted Cruz doesn’t just concern Texans – it concerns the future of our democracy.

Our country can’t handle six more years of Ted Cruz, his attacks on reproductive freedoms, his dismantling of our fundamental voting rights, and his endless self-centered antics. He’s proven time and time again that his only loyalty is to himself, not the people he’s supposed to represent.

It’s time to send him packing. Not only because Texans deserve so much better – but because if Colin wins, Democrats are virtually guaranteed to retain control of the Senate, which is our last line of defense against the far right.

Colin can win this – Cruz won by just 2.6% of the vote in 2018. Election experts know it, and recent polling numbers show them TIED. But he’ll need a massive movement of grassroots supporters behind him to help him reach voters, pull ahead, and win.

That starts today with you, Mayo. Colin needs to raise $65,000 by midnight tonight so that he can stay on track to reach enough voters and win in November. That’s why I’m personally asking: Will you donate $25 or more right now to power Colin and Texas Majority’s campaign to victory and defeat Ted Cruz? With your help, we can finally give Texans the leadership they deserve and protect the future of our democracy.

CHIP IN $25 CHIP IN $50 CHIP IN $100 CHIP IN OTHER

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Thank you,

Chuck Schumer

There has to be some kind of “god” like being fucking with us at this point

And the Smash version:

FALCOOOOOON PUNCH

JFC it would be so easy to be a GOP campaign consultant this year… just send these quotes to every Democratic female voter and watch the race turn (the wrong kind of) red.

Is Inventing Reality a better read than Manufacturing Consent? I found Chomsky’s book too dense to go through.

What can you even say at this point?

Cloud this, cloud that… back in my day we coded COBOL, by hand, in the snow, and we liked it

Where do they get these bloated numbers from? 26k jobs my ass

Gotta have Uruk-Hai high hopes for a livin

New Waifu just dropped

I unironically hope “document how to use this code” for stuff like is a good use for LLMs.

Let AI do the “boring” work

It’s amazing, and something to figure out, how so many people switch narratives and talking points so smoothly on a dime. People are really that responsive to media?

Let me Peggle in peace

Millipede of the masses