in the end, it doesn’t even matter

ok i pull up

Owl, please tell me you were not watching Tracy Grimshaw

“Found it on a random disk” surely covers stealing a random unplugged and unlabelled usb stick at the library

2014

yeah it’s diablo

yim yum

mf turned the frying pan into a drying pan

fartlow btfo

ok i pull up

Hey Jamesy, rock it man!

O O T P

The elite follow up to the 1968 classic “I didn’t know I was an Android until an Android sucked me off and my robotic penis fell off as I came”

(originally published in Science Fiction & Fantasy Quarterly)

“In dog years i’m gay” is goated

We can remember hot dudes for you wholesale

Cody’s turning heel on Raw by debuting Racism 2 after ending original racism.

He had to take us down so we couldn’t coordinate and stop him. Patriots are now in control.

PS: Death to America was specifically trending in Samoa

idk someone tag me when wombat gets banned so i know when to go sicko mode

i’m not trying to be smarmy here, but:

whomst?

soy beanis