Have a very safe day

If fighting is sure to result in victory you must fight.

Rules of acquisition number 30: There are no huMON feeeemales on the internet.

Lupus. He needed more mouse bites.

The CEO says afterward that he might have other uses for the Hacker.

In a British accent: “Do none of you own a fucking kettle!?”

Salak turşu

DEADASS

https://youtu.be/sbb9YYkag94

He is probably jealous of the Starship Troopers guy who got popular again because of Helldivers 2. The Firefly guy is probably playing a shooter arcade with his laser revolver and the Battlestar Galactica guy is piss out drunk.

G’Kar is one of the greatest sci-fi characters I have ever seen. Andreas Katsulas did an amazing job with the character’s amazing writing. G’Kar has so many amazing quotes, and every word he speaks is so very poetic. This one is my personal favorites.

https://youtu.be/m7aKEmxE9nA

Basically: Anti-Terrorist agent gets instructed not to talk to terrorist, talks to terrorist and becomes a terrorist.

Sorry I have bad England.

I would donate my earthly existence to science any day!

She is real to me.

Murray after duck taping shards of glass on his hands: “Time to put the dead back where they belong.” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I never understood the premise of that porn. There is a guy sitting in a metro train with his fully errect cock and people are not doing anything. The lady sits next to the guy who has a tank top but nothing else? Also why does he have a fully errect cock? Imagine the tension and embarrassment you’ll get in that situation. No one can maintain a fully errect cock in that space. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

What I mean is why not call suicide prevention? Why 911?

Why would someone call 911 if they are feeling suicidal?

Holy shit I think a scammer company is using my phone number as a fake employee contact number.