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Send him to the hotel and call ahead to ask the bellhop to ask the guests to all move to the room that’s numbered twice the one they’re currently staying in.
Nice hotel stays make most people at least happier, plus now half (minus one) of the rooms will have opened up for the evening!
Ok dumber question, can fish be baconed
We’ve got chicken bacon and turkey bacon, is there anyone out there that’ll sell me swordfish bacon (not for me, I have a pescatarian family member who’d probably think it was the funniest shit ever)