Nothing is less suspicious than a clearly adult man asking around dorms…

Good idea! Is there a type that kitchen workers are known to enjoy? All of the construction guys I’ve met are big into american spirits for some reason.

That stuff makes me paranoid, the real stuff does not. Psychosomatic? maybe, but it kept happening.

Is your friend Ricky from the trailer park boys?

last time I tried this I got a weird look and told “not around here”. In fairness, I give off uptight vibes and follow the rules because covering my ass on the easy stuff lets me uncover my ass on the stuff that actually matters (stealing like 5-10 minutes every shift).

What drug is sweet even supposed to be?

It’s fucking cold out, I’ve been meaning to start giving out socks and stuff. I appreciate everyone else that gave an answer, but karmically this seems the most likely way to succeed. I appreciate the advice on money, TV always has a runner with the money and some other person holding the stuff. I woulda fallen for it.

I don’t know anyone here and only just met my coworkers yesterday.

The answer I feared. I have many anxieties regarding social interaction.