Reject tikataalik who left the water to walk alone on land, accept tiddalik who sucked up the water so all had to walk

Threat accepted

That’s okay you can try again, nobody else has commented yet so you’ll still be forst

(it’s just a laboured setup for a ‘testicle’ punchline that doesn’t land, idk this is bad posting i didn’t really think it through)

*muffled laughter * ahaha you really want to * winks at audience * test my icles? This is the icle test? You test icles?

Lol I’ve never seen the beanismobile before so I looked it up, it’s like a cool worm on a surfboard

THEN YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT

Taking the high speed rail to Taiwan in 2035 baybeee

I won’t make it to the gaza section I’ve mad my fill and I’m not masochistic enuf

Lmao he calls the sun and the moon planets

i would quit on the spot omg

lmaooo the microsoft bing automated wallpaper at work today is four burrowing owl chicks

I think we need to make safe, stable housing a more attractive alternative than living on the streets. If we introduce stricter, more empathetic vagrancy laws that really deduce, identify and eliminate the crux of why rough sleeping is desirable, then, centerist paribus (all else being equal) people of homelessness will gravitate to the more preferable option.

All my love for windsday B<3

Support

And giess what that’s not it

Link?

Journo “There’s been a lot of commentary in the Israeli media that there is now a culture within the IDF of ‘Shoot First; Ask Questions Later’. What do you say to that?”

IDF spokesperson “I don’t accept that”

jfc in the background of that video there’s a framed picture that reads GO UGLY EARLY. Ghoul go to ghoulag

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-10/army-officer-hopes-appointment-will-inspire-women/103688438

They did the meme

Anthony Albusdumbledornese