Whatchagonnado? Unnuke your capital city?

The devil (Hollywood) cannot create, only immitate

I would rather see Fortnite The Movie

Ye, alternatives brethen, are incapable of rejecting said fact

Perfect. Now go and kill Kissinger again

the CIA called for the arrest of the head of the program.

Had no idea about it, did they actually arrested that person?

That’s standard shock doctrine anywhere with brown people

Didn’t he lived there as a young student for some years/months?

Where in the world besides the apartheid entity does the US subsidize healthcare lmao

Suzerain or any of the map and clock games maybe

this is what humanity’s future died for

| Bill Deeds

Sigma grindset

The problem was this guy never tried to be funny before

The guy who boast about his english sugar daddy, yeah

Amazing

Im sure most people who personally knew Karl at the time remembered him for things like that

Tbh, Orwell would absolutely had loved JKR

In the scale of embarassment accidents are accidents, they shouldn’t count, that should include most cases of shitting themselves (unless it’s a tactical self-shit and somehow someone reveals it).

Mid ones: Classmate who shat themselves, classmate who publicly declared their love for a girl in the most cringe way and immediately rejected, classmate who tried to be funny in front of the whole school and it flopped miserably.

Hard ones:

• A classmate was arrested for intentionally destroying the food that was gonna be served in a beneficial event for thousands of people

• Another one was arrested for turning obsessive/violent with his girlfriend.

How do you crawl out of that?

Oh wait wait, a uni classmate admited offhandedly fucking a sheep with his friends

“What? You grew in a farm and didn’t do it?”

You call those anecdotes embarassing?