Sasquatch

Humans are the least rational animals. It’s why most of us choose to avoid you crazy motherfuckers. That being said, for what you lack in sanity, you make up for in entertainment value.

Reporting for duty. Can’t wait to crunch me some Nazis!

Oh, wait, you meant a Golem… well, if it doesn’t work out with the clay, gimme a call.

Per an early draft of the Proverbia Grecorum:

Non spernas Sasquatch in visu neque despicias staturam eius; brevis est enim apis in volatilibus caeli et fructum illius primatus dulcidinis.

Or, if your latin is rusty:

Do not scorn the Sasquatch on sight, nor despise its stature; for the bee is short among the birds of the sky, and the fruit of that primacy is sweet.

Barbarian.

Sorry about that. I had taco bell for lunch.

Usually with a pound of ground beef and hamburger helper.

Funny you should mention this, as I too am curious, having just posted a rap in French in support of the Revolution. So you got me looking:

This remix from Tim Burton’s version ain’t metal, but it’s got some crunch.

But this is probably more what you’re looking for - Planet of the Apes - Deconstruction - Devin Townsend Project

Damn, I think I found a new hunting mix. I love listening to jungle on the earbuds when chasing down deer.

Attack what?