Imagine being An Aston Martin mechanic working your ass off to repair the car in no time just to see the driver bin it in the formation lap.

The sign apparently says ‘catch grass carp now, 10 Yuan/piece’. 10 Yuan is €1.29 or $1.40.

Don’t blame the people ordering online, they are not the problem. Publix being too greedy to hire extra staff is the problem.

Ford: “Hold my beer!”

We have [email protected] but sadly it’s not very active.

It feels very good

Now I know where Canta got its inspiration.

Mr. Sandman just like this one.

Here you can read it: https://archive.ph/UKS5F

Strawberries aren’t berries either.

This is a repost and I have the proof right here.

I miss constantly discovering new cat subs. Someone posted a picture of their cat and people would put related subs in the comments. And even the smallest and most specific subs would get regular posts.

Holding it is very easy. This is how you do it:

The car is a Dongfeng M-Hero 917. It’s Chinese.

My shop has a big lounge where you can wait until your car is ready. You can get coffee, tea or water. There is free wifi and I have seen people who brought their laptop to work there. You get a pager to let you know when your car is ready. If you don’t stay in the lounge, they send you a text instead.

Of course I listen to that son of a bitch.