Mamms effect was (unfortunately) never released

I’ve been playing trombone for 23 years. There is no 0th position.

I always thought of Belgians as being swamp French. It’s the Dutch who are swamp Germans.

I’m a brass musician and an atheist so the only time I go to church is when I’m getting paid. The last time some Mormons approached me about going to church I asked them, “What’s the pay?”

They were genuinely confused.

I don’t think there are grizzlies and polar bears in Florida. Maybe in a zoo?

That’s the game!

I like to play a little game when the bus shows up: 5 minutes early or 10 minutes late?

Never forget the “high speed” scooter chase with the angsty cyborg power rangers

I genuinely enjoyed Solo. I like that they were able to tell a Star Wars story that was more self-contained. The third act was pretty shaky though.

This movie is dedicated to the brave freedom fighters of the Mujihadeen

Gotta wait a sec for Niko to put on his seat belt

I had to read E.M. twice because at first my brain translated it as Entitled Mother (which doesn’t seem too far off)

I’ll believe it when I see it

I’ve seen Jazz apples in stores around Southeastern Pennsylvania. They’re pretty good, but my favorite is Pazazz apples. They’re similar in size to Honeycrisp but sweeter with a bit of tartness to them.

I wasnt able to upgrade to fiber internet until about 2017

I recently had to reinstall windows on a coworker’s laptop because it wouldn’t boot (hard drive is probably failing). I couldn’t even format the drive because bitlocker was bit locking and the only way to turn it off is through the control panel (again, PC would not boot). I ended up having to delete the entire partition so I could reformat and install.

Yesterday

Tomatick

It’s what plants crave

The bar is low and the concerns are high