It’s going to be a long 50 years. You think it’s fun now, just imagine when Junior is on the throne.

Sacrifice the weak for Capitalism!

MAGAs: “Not a cult! DEMOCRATS are a cult!”

Leopards: “Hey Steve, pass the hot sauce! This MAGA face is a little bit bland.”

There is going to be a LOT of Republican fuckery. I hope he’s up for a fight.

“Epstein? Never heard of him. He was a low level person. Never existed. I think he used to deliver covfefe at Mar-a-TACO. Very low level.”

The Holey Bibble in one hand, your bootstraps firmly in the other. Isn’t that how you MAGAs tell us to live?

Get pulling.

SPOILER ALERT:

Nothing will happen.

Doesn’t the bible say something about every man for himself?

If you can’t pay for a private forecaster, you deserve what Republican Jesus gives you. /s

As long as they’re Republicans.

Yeah, that’s going to work.

Say it with me:

FASCISM

Feel CLEAN! Vote GREEN! /s

Now we know what the camps are really for.

Bullshit.

This is all hoked-up drama to distract the masses while they push us into working poverty.

Millions of Americans will die.

Very Jesusy.

Just call it enslavement.

No. Americans are Americans. We’re cooked.

Small Government and Individual Responsibility, puh-raise JEE-zuz-ah!

The current administration will immediately accuse the goo of being “woke,” and ship it to Alligator Auschwitz.