Hey, my opinions are awesome but you are correct about the shitting and laziness.

He could rape a woman in public, on video, and Trump voters, senators, and house representatives will howl at “fake news!” cheer him on and instate him as Secretary of Defense anyway.

FTFY

Ah yes, the Nintendo method of preservation.

And even if it heals, the medical bills will wreck us.

Slow cooked raw milk now 100% less raw.

That doesn’t sound like something a healthy person should be able to do.

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

He never actually says, “I am sad.”

He says “It is sad” and that his daughters are mentally ill.

My paranoid brain needs me to recommend that you edit out those cross streets.

This perfectly encapsulates my feelings.

You shouldn’t talk about things you clearly don’t understand.

Drugs

Are

Really

Excellent

Tariffs were talked about constantly before the election. A lot if people weren’t listening.

Very soon, that shit sandwich might be the only thing a lot of people have to eat.

No, just all of the ones that I’ve met.

Hey Netflix, how about for your next boxing match we get Klitschko vs Rogan?

UT is also the common abbreviation for for a newspaper in my area. My initial thought was, “Why do they even distribute in Texas?”

I find that even more infuriating.

California farmers are some of the most ignorant people I have ever encountered.

Well, I was referring to the act of making the meme but, as a general rule, I don’t judge people’s hobbies unless they hurt someone. Anyway, you’re clearly a lot of fun to be around so I’m going to go ahead and let you get back to yelling at clouds.