Me to thanks

No disassemble!

.410 slug then I guess

Just like my scrotum

Have you seen those bug asalt guns? They fire salt at them

lulz.

I probably have socks older than you.

The why the heck did my cousins get up at 5 am to milk the cows?

Nah, let’s just eat them instead. Isn’t that how Jesus fed 5,000?

Just like that grandma looks like she is 25 again

I’m? Being insulted by a bot?

I remember the birthday cake ones being amazing

Fuck. I played so much with both of those things.

I thought they discontinued dunkaroos, but then my wife came home with a box of them for my kids.

I tried one (disgusting); I remember them being a lot better.

True, but tires are way, way worse.

Its like someone turned an 8 year old loose with a couple of black garbage bags and a hot glue gun

You’re right (I didn’t make the meme); mercury chloride was a historical multipurpose medicine.

Your comment is amazing, as an aside.

I could make so much money

Im a geriatric millennial

Don’t worry, I’m storing my emotions deep underground. It’s entirely efficient, and there is no way they will bubble to the surface.

Then I get to tell everyone how great I’m doing and managing my unstable mental health, and the government will pay me because I’m no longer a burden on society.