I want none of that pineapple on my pizza, boy!

Why does this look and sound like the inspirational scene of a Mockumentary?

Your post is still unedited.

I seriously wish I had a phone that was just a linux machine. That can already do all the things I want it to do. Then I’d have a brick phone with eternal battery life for that single functionality.

But as it is that would not have mobile internet, which is pretty much a must. So you’d have to get a sim card for that, and then you might as well have the phone functionality on that device. And you just (re)invented Linux phones.

My point is that I hate what phones are and I wish it was just a small touchscreen PC without all this locked down bullshit.

All of the pictures are great!

You just gotta look at honeypot ants. Those babies can s t r e t c h.

edit: they are actually converting their food. I thought they were literally stealing honey… whoops

Not a great sign when you have to assure people that the game is still being developed.

Then again, we complain about games being rushed. Maybe it will be great!

(I know nothing about the franchise)

Luckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.

Sounds neat! I’ll check it out later!

I’m basically tied to newsboat now (and I’m not complaining), but something where I don’t have to hack it up with git would be nice, I suppose!

Might want to fill out your privacy policy :)

The first case of appendicitis is a harrowing tale of the only medically trained person on the whole continent having to cut into himself or face certain death.

The second one just did it for the lulz.

UK too https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2003/42/part/1/crossheading/rape

A person (A) commits an offence if—

(a) he intentionally penetrates the vagina, anus or mouth of another person (B) with his penis,

(b) B does not consent to the penetration, and

© A does not reasonably believe that B consents.

So I guess Mark was not raped.

When you find out someone wants to piss on you, you generally keep away.

You binge an entire bag and your mouth’s off duty for the next 24 hours. Unsalted delivers the important crunch but keeps pain mostly away.

You’re getting thousands for every cent you pay! What a deal!

Gorgeous! You can see people keep touching his little paws!

Then explain why my good doggo gets little gifties! Check and mate.

In the very first episode of House M.D. we establish that House washes both before and after.

We then watch him go to the bathroom at least a dozen times throughout the series, and not once does he wash before. Worst. Series. Ever.

Always put [OC] in there, makes both you and Lemmy look better ;)

Really neat! That hole between the horrible abandoned apartments revealing a sliver of a gigantic office building…

(FYI: either something piques your interest, or your interest peaks at some point)

The worst is when I had scoured all the forums and as a last resort I turn to videos, which turn out to just be reading the same forum post.