Please post said haircut. I’m very afraid I’m rocking said haircut. (Just let me have my mullet in peace!)

Europe is effectively an American vassal.

It’s ok. I used to use it a lot more. There is a hexbear aligned instance which is cool. But a lot of mastodon is very lib. In all honesty, Bluesky had replaced it for me. A lot of communists and socialists to follow. The only major downside I can think of is there is a lot of horny posting. And I’m just not interested in seeing anyone sexualized on my social media.

I used to know this particular Wilford Brimley commercial spot word for word. Like really, as a kid I was obsessed with him and his way of speaking. I still catch myself quoting him unintentionally.

I hope this is real. And if it is, how in the world does he not know that he’s constantly memed on and should be aware of his word choices?

I mean, the guy is relentlessly made fun of for crying at every opportunity and his “woke moralists” bit.

Ahhhhh, la internacia lingvo.

One of the greatest bits ever done

Bernie not being who I thought was the moment my childhood died and I became another sad adult.

Wait what? To me, fight club is about toxic masculinity, male loneliness, and how destructive they are. And how instead of being violent towards your fellow man, you should group together and blow up banks.

I mean, people miss the mark on movies like that all the time. But, Fight Club is in actuality, a based movie… Right?

No one should ever pay for these streaming services. And you should shame your friends that do. We don’t need new Disney shows, we don’t need live action avatar shows. There is plenty of slop for us to survive off of for a long time. TV is a dying medium anyway. There are some YouTubers that produce better slop for cheaper.

Stop paying for their shit. Make them lose money.

Get that stew goin’ :(

I support anyone who fucks with Nintendo. I hope they lose their lawsuit as well. Copyright law is bullshit anyway. No corporation should be able to claim ownership of fictional animals in a video game.

The joke about “let the fans make the game!” Is sometimes true. I’m sure if a small group of devs were legally allowed to, they would make a pretty good classic pokemon game. But because Nintendo wants every penny that could be warned from the franchise, they can’t help themselves but to go after the competition in courts.

No it’s ok I don’t mind seeing him lol. Just a little joke about him. He just seems to really have the algorithm figured out so I end up seeing him all the time.

But yes, drama slop is good slop. I love living vicariously through people who make much worse mistakes than I.

I can never escape the ever reaching power of mutahar. I never want to see this man’s work, yet he somehow always finds a way to slip his “common sense centrist views” into my screens.

Yes, breakup with your gf, and marry the chicken instead.

All you need to know is a Greek God named Stavros personally gave birth to this site.

Please bomb our shitty state Premier Biden. I want to see every dairy queen reduced to a pile of rubble. I want to see Abilene turned into a crater. I want to see every single Tesla charging station in Austin charred and disintegrated.

It’s this kind of in your face nazism that’s so insane to see. 100% the Germans would have done this (maybe they did, I’m not a cum extraction aficionado) if they could.

I really hope I never meet an anarchist who has any positive things to say about NATO lol.