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I was gonna say “funny.”

Bro doesn’t realise you can get more characters to show up by just long-pressing a key on most mobile kbs

Australia’s security, including maritime trade, would be directly threatened.

Maritime trade with whom?
Maritime trade with whom, motherfucker‽

Consent manufacturing machine go brrrrrr

Gods you rusted-ons are so fucking insufferable.

What? Do you think the state should be not just allowed, but encouraged to kill people?? Wtaf are you doing on dbzer0 you bootlicker?

Funnily enough, mine’s also garden-pot related. I was playing with my sister and our friend and I tripped over and faceplanted into a terracotta pot. It could’ve been a lot worse because there was a cactus in it, but even as it was I needed six stitches.

Well yeah, because my objections to AI aren’t based on copyright law.

What’s the bet that the “sturdy high impact plastic” isn’t body safe?

I have seen worse but yeah, we have more than our fair share of dickheads on the road.

You rn:

Socialism is when the government does stuff. The more stuff the government does, the more socialister it is! And when the government does a whole bunch of stuff, that’s GOMmUNISM!!1!

Hate it when straight girls use the word that way tbh. Stolen valour.

Anyway, not saying Jreg’s a chud, but I am saying he’s a satirical performance artist who is always shitposting and it’s often hard to tell what his point is, if he even has one, and I’m saying I get the same vibes from you.

Ngl queen, this post is less funny than most of your other ones, but you really got me with the punchline

If you watch Jreg he coined this “multi racial fascism”

💀💀💀 i’m sorry, Jreg’s a dead giveaway

Anyway, does the guy you got back together with after you cheated on him know about this girlfriend of yours? Looking forward to your next post 🧡🧡🧡

Mate, he’s wasting your time. You’d be better off without him, and I’m saying that from the experience of once having been that person myself.

Jfc the replies here are fucking rancid. Lemmy is full of sweaty middle aged blokes in tech who hate it when anyone tells them that grown men who pursue teenage girls who have just reached an arbitrary age are fucking creeps, so of course they’re here encouraging the next generation of misogynist scum by defending this shit, too.
And men (pretend to) wonder why we distrust them.

Ngl, I’m only leaving reply notifs on for this one to work on my blocklist.

Wtf is this question??? You about to drop your own rendition of A Modest Proposal? The answer is the same as we should do with anyone else: they should be housed, fed, clothed and provided with any other practical necessities to participating in modern society. What they do with that is their own fucking business??

Useless eaters rhetoric has no place on the fediverse.

Might be because they’re down to 25 staff members

I would hope it’s not the urethra, though at this point it’s really much of a muchness.

Now here’s the amazing bit: imagine being able to do that without needing to carry an additional thing around.

instead of

Yeah but it was never a matter of “insTeAD Of,” it’s in addition to, meaning you get to use the same favourite set of headpdones you use with literally every other device while keeping the practically universal port free for other purposes at the same time!!! 🤯🤯🤯
Now isn’t that wizard?

Based is what it is