wait, wait, I though this was shit posting?

So uh, if you break the law a ticket seems pretty appropriate. I ride an E-bike to work. I stop at stop signs and red lights, I don’t ride on the sidewalk.

It’s not a good excuse. Until Americans guillotine these fuckers, they will just continue to do what they want, law be damned. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZhZs69RvFM

Trump’s dick is so small that when he pays for a blow job, the prostitute does it with a straw.

A bunch of hot, sweaty guys in the locker room together; seems like the perfect place to view the post.

Can’t be forced to dial into teams meeting during commute when you ride an analog bike to work.

Translation: Hey, you radiate such openness and are incredibly likeable. May I ask how you feel about new impulses or changes in your life? Would you perhaps be interested in earning some extra money?

Trump tiny peepee pic.

Translation: do you want to earn (money?)

I’m assuming that the first message was spam of some sort, mlm marketing, or maybe a scam, so the person responded with a trump dick pic and asked if they wanted to earn money, inferring the money would be earned by sucking trumps microscopic appendage.

Couldn’t people just by steam cards with cash, load load it to their accounts and then make their porn purchases? What’s to stop other retailers from selling gift cards that can be purchased with cash to use on the pornographic stuff being sold? Edit: I just learned this issue stems from the major CC companies refusing to let companies like steam use their platform to process payments if they kept NSFW games up. My question still stands, what’s keeping steam or the player base from telling these companies to f-off and switch to a cash based gift card method?

“This is why we don’t love you.” Bitch, you better not need end of life care from me; you will find out about my lack of love for you.

Cardamom is a spice derived from the seeds of various plants in the ginger family. It’s known for its warm, sweet, and slightly citrusy flavor with hints of eucalyptus and mint. It’s used in both sweet and savory dishes across various cuisines, including Indian, Middle Eastern, and Scandinavian

cardamom is one of the secret ingredients in my chili. I also use cinnamon and whiskey in the recipe.

I moved out of my last shitty apartment because the entire thing was wired to two 15amp fuses. If the Fridge compressor happened to kick on while I was cooking on the electric stove and had like the microwave also going it would blow a fuse. My new apartment has circuit breakers, but things aren’t much better. The stove and fridge are on their own circuits. However all of the outlets are on a single breaker. If I try to run the AC in the bedroom at the same time as the living room it trips. It’s rage inducing.

Sliced BBQ Porkbelly in tonkotsu broth with ramen noodles, soft-medium boiled egg, green onion, bok choy, shredded carrots, corn, and enoki mushrooms served with a bottle of chilled, sweet, filtered sake.

I work downtown in my city for the state government. I usually see at lest 1 tesla per day if not more parked downtown. I’m excited when I see one that’s dirty because I can wet my fingertip and wipe dirt away in the shape of, “Fuck Tesla and Fuck Elon.”

I’m glad my grandmother passed away before all of this shit happened.

You can also enjoy the original post here: https://lemmy.ca/post/48549339?scrollToComments=true

What a cutie! Rats are such social creatures, smart and make great pets.

Rest in piss.

After the trumpers are done victimizing Latino and other immigrants, they will go after LGBT. The red hats are constantly equating being LGBT to being a groomer or pedophile. LGBT will be the next out group that gets kidnapped off the street with no due process, and pedophilia/sex crimes will be the justification.

After the trumpers are done victimizing Latino and other immigrants, they will go after LGBT. The red hats are constantly equating being LGBT to being a groomer or pedophile. LGBT will be the next out group that gets kidnapped off the street with no due process, and pedophilia/sex crimes will be the justification.