18 naked cowboys practicing social distancing alone in their homes on FaceTime

When there’s no more room in Ram Ranch, the cowboys will walk the earth.

about to head out to my first interview of today, wish me luck

But have we considered the possibility that cryptids and mythical beings just happen to look like shitty cg renders?

i wanna release a shoebill in a building full of veterans to see what happens

For some reason wrestlers that wear trunks without knee pads look super naked by comparison

if king charles was brave he should do the “please lets try something new, I insist” thing for his cancer

Sadly we all know he has the craven trait

she defitely shitposting irl but still

trying to goof on trump eating fast food and gf keeps insisting “oh he just pretends to for his image, you know how billionaires are with curating image” but like how impossible is it that guy would eat fast food regularly to the point of insisting he switches out packaging and has his chefs make better versions, and that he wouldn’t do this because he’d be afraid of being poisoned

she admits its a conspiracy and that he definitely has no taste but wanted me to post this bc she wants to see what ppl say

when they’re puppies borzois almost look like normal dogs

I love Junji Ito because his horror’s not really symbolic or anything. He just goes “You know what would be fucked up? If people started becoming sprials.” and he draws that

Large hatred of the Big Bopper @[email protected]

Do it

I like the little Adoring Fan

made homemade eggrolls for my gf

she insisted on watching ready player one to make fun of it too and it is really bad but alright night all around

Two of the three meals he eats every day are exactly the same: boiled broccoli, cauliflower, mushrooms and garlic, nuts and seeds.

Bro why even live forever if that’s what you gotta do

he reminds of all those short memorial pieces all those wrestlers were doing in the chris benoit memorial episode before vince found out it chris was the one who did it

anti axiety meds make me feel weird

Maybe I just feel weird because I’m used to being anxious all the time tho

And you think “how ancient” and the Sumerians go “before bread” and you’re like “oh”