babe please come home I miss you, our kids miss you. I swear i can change

somehow my strategy of only eating the french fries and cookies (which were baked by the adorable lunch ladies every day and thus they’d save me the crispy ones because I bothered to ask & wasn’t a shithead to any of them ) the entirety of middle school paid off

Then when I moved room the toilet was black with filth and I ended up spending >3 hours scrubbing it until me and my new roommate were comfortable even going near it, he was stuck cleaning other parts of the room in trade for me doing the toilet.

Thanks for reminding me I had (have, but we are basically polar opposites and thus only really interact during the rare times when our entire mutual friend group specifically hangs out) a friend who was 24, in a top 10 law school, and shared a 2br/2ba apartment with another friend. This man was the most disgusting person I’ve ever met and I am self-aware enough to admit that I am a pretty messy person (in the ‘sometimes has piles of clothes on my floor’ sense). But this was post-college levels of filth I’ve still yet to see topped.

Our entire friend group would hang out at their apartment pretty often and would tell new people “hey, don’t use X’s bathroom its traumatizing” because it was quite literally also black with filth & mold. To make matters worse though, the dude would use the SAME ceramic coffee mug daily but also leave it out with coffee in it - never once cleaned it. He’d at best dump it out and run it under the tap for a second, but was adamant that the heat of the new coffee would sterilize any bacteria/mold. Was generally the same way with dishes - to the point where his roommate (whose girlfriend is one of my very close friends) literally bought an entire separate set of dishes/utensils/cookware because anytime his girlfriend was over and they wanted to cook, there’d be nothing remotely clean.

Well - one day I went over to hang out and he wasn’t at the apartment. “Go look in his bathroom, you’ll see something really funny” His roommate’s girlfriend tells me.

Behold.

That was the completed result after he’d spent like 2 hours cleaning the toilet with one of the brand new toilet brushes he’d bought a 2-pack of. Note how low the water level is in the toilet. Apparently he’d literally clogged it with accumulated filth in the bowl (it was historically never that clean as shown in the video and looked more like the entire inside of the toilet bowl had succumbed to rust as you can see by the dark upper crust around the bowl lmao) and when he called the apartment complex’s maintenance out to take a look - the maintenance guy was apparently so disgusted that he (rightfully) demanded that since it was still somewhat able to flush it be cleaned before he did any work on it, which prompted him to go out and purchase the first toilet brush he had ever presumably used.

Anyways he’s a lawyer now at a pretty notable firm in DC (with a girlfriend who presumably does all the housework…) and makes like 5x as much money I do in a single year

I’m playing octopode hunter transitioning into a chei wizard and this is actually off the hook

The power to wear eight broken ass rings and constrict has claimed yet another soul!! Blade hands go brrr

I don’t know anyone but web developers who would have .htm or .html files that they’re actively opening frequently but you realize that is one menu deeper than what I screenshotted and not exactly “20 individual settings” you have to change for your default browser?? Is the average user going to need to worry about .shtml files? But anyways I will be banned for Windows defense if I continue this so

They’re forcing you to go through their convoluted control panel where you have to change it like 20 times for each file extension.

stop lying it is literally ONE CLICK lmao I hate windows too but damn y’all act like the OS isn’t incredibly simple. Whether or not it prevents the browser from automatically doing so is neither here nor there - there’s no need to lie about how the OS works

:ratpog:

Hello DadOfDoom can Doom come outside and play & also can you give him $20 that I will steal from him as soon as you leave the porch? thanks

“Quickly, quickly now!” I shout, pushing my girlfriend into the bathroom and slamming the door behind me.

“Dan, are we…are we gonna die?”

“Melissa, babe, no…we’re not gonna die.” I shout over the sound of debris falling into the fire outside. Bending behind the toilet, I grab the bath mouthpiece and fish it

alright i started typing this with the intention to end it with a bunch of firefighters finding our charred corpses around the toilet with the bath mouthpiece and going “wow that’s stupid as shit there was a window right there” but my adhd said otherwise.

Yeah nah lol if someone flies a drone over my house I will break out the bow & arrows and have an opportunity to pick archery back up as a hobby (optionally you can use a sling and really have some david vs goliath fun)

you should ideally be getting banned for sectarianism and creating a new account to evade said ban daily. I don’t make the rules but many top mods and site admins have privately expressed to me that they prefer it this way…

lmao I non-traditionally boil my pasta in my air fryer

mine literally already does this. I turned on my TV to play FF7 Rebirth the other day. It’s a Hisense (which is a Roku TV). Tell me why when I turned the TV on and it popped up on the PS5 HDMI connection (PS5 was still in rest mode so it was just the ‘no connection found’ screen) it pops up with a little ad telling me to watch FF7 Advent Children on Prime Video. Excuse me??

mods please remove I don’t think Janet Yellen is notable enough to be posted here

No.

I’d assume it’d get ‘absorbed’ aka the black hole would alter the wave’s path and, if done enough, would make the wave’s path directly end in the inside of the black hole. Essentially the gravity wave does this

show retweets and likes or i WILL be calling the mods on this post

i will be posting a dunktank post screenshotting this mid rule

Amber is heterogeneous in composition, but consists of several resinous bodies more or less soluble in alcohol, ether and chloroform, associated with an insoluble bituminous substance. Amber is a macromolecule formed by free radical polymerization of several precursors in the labdane family, e.g. communic acid, cummunol, and biformene.