I prefer the superior challenge: name a woman

Depending on where you are, it’s either early 2000’s pop music or weirdly corporate reggae.

My bowels are upset

Huh. Well that’s news to me for several reasons

My parents insisted I come. What’s yacht rock?

Sorry, my parents are cishet and my dad was making jokes. Kinda stuck in my head.

Makes me wonder if OP was invoking this intentionally as a bit

This happened already. It was called The People’s Podcast.